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18 | Hamilton College '18

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The Three Broomsticks, Zac Gorman

The Three Broomsticks, Zac Gorman




tossingtelevisions:

Braden Summer’s ‘All Love Is Equal’ Photo Series Showcases LGBT Couples Around The World

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adolf-clitlor:

drakeamez:

awesomenerdyfangirl:

anonymous-dudette:

I’m glad that Ferguson is getting attention, seriously I am, but I haven’t seen ONE post about what is happening over seas. Not even one post about the pictures above. Children are being beheaded and dragged into the streets where they are then shot because their families are Christian. Women are being raped and murdered. Men are being murdered. PEOPLE are dying. It’s a Christian Holocaust. And I haven’t seen anything on Tumblr.

Why aren’t any of you furious about this?! Where’s the “social justice?” ISIS is murdering people who don’t convert to Islam (yes, I know they’re extremists and not all Muslims are like that. Save yourself the rant) but I really want to know why this hasn’t been given the attention it deserves.

Seriously, guys. This is really scary, and we need to raise attention for these people. They so desperately need our prayers and support.

This happening to christian KURDS and yezidis

There has also been over 100 girls under the age of 15 that have been raped by ISIS soldiers and have been forced into committing suicide. The Kurdish Christians and Yezedis that are on the run are begging for a quick death. The ISIS leader has threatened to ‘drown our enemies in their own blood’ which includes non-muslim Kurds, Americans and other countries that have offered to help stop this genocide. What the Kurds are going through is completely tragic, and they’ve already been through so much. So many Kurdish peshmerga have been slaughtered, this is going to turn out to be a total massacre….


ray-winters-sings:

ROLLIN AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND. GOT PLACES TO GO GOTTA FOLLOW MA RAIINNBOWWWW. CAN’T STICK AROUNNND HAVE TO KEEEP MOVIN ONN. JUST WHAT LIES AHEAD ONLY ONNEEE WAYYY TO FIIIIIND OUUUUUTTT.

ray-winters-sings:

ROLLIN AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND. GOT PLACES TO GO GOTTA FOLLOW MA RAIINNBOWWWW. CAN’T STICK AROUNNND HAVE TO KEEEP MOVIN ONN. JUST WHAT LIES AHEAD ONLY ONNEEE WAYYY TO FIIIIIND OUUUUUTTT.


Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher) 

  • Dad:  Why the hell did you put a comma there?
  • Dad:  Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
  • Dad:  Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
  • Dad:  Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
  • Dad:  Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
  • Dad:  Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
  • Dad:  I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
  • Dad:  Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
  • Dad:  Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
  • Dad:  Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
  • Dad:  It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
  • Dad:  Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
  • Dad:  *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
  • Dad:  My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
  • Dad:  Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
  • Dad:  Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
  • Dad:  I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
  • Dad:  Fuck the government.
  • Dad:  Fuck the school board.
  • Dad:  Close the door.
  • Dad:  Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
  • Dad:  I love puns.
  • Dad:  People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
  • Dad:  Please shut up.
  • Dad:  Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
  • Dad:  I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
  • Dad:  I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
  • Dad:  You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
  • Dad:  Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
  • Dad:  I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
  • Dad:  If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
  • Dad:  They act like I care what they think.
  • Dad:  I hate homework.
  • Dad:  I have decided to become a politician.
  • Dad:  What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.

tessanetting:

mtvother:

The Wicked Witch of the West doing the Ice Bucket Challenge.

OH MY GOD